Polly has always loved to learn about the things she is passionate about. She can tell me everything I want to know about anatomy, nutrition, massage therapy, body mechanics, exercise, track and field, Twilight and the Young Woman's program.
One thing she does not know much about is Ireland. On one occasion we went out to eat with our friend Adam and we started talking about accents. Adam and I took turns doing our best English, Scottish, and Irish accents. When Polly made an attempt to do an Irish accent she said in an her forced baritone voice, "Ay Ay matey!" Adam and I both started laughing as her look of proud confidence was replaced with bewilderment. Her attempted Irish accent was straight Pirate. I would have at least credited her with a "Pirish" accent if she had said "these scurvy ridden, land lovin' scallywags are after me pot o' gold." Once we told her, she started laughing too. Unfortunately, this was not an isolated incident of Irish discrimination. More recently, my cousin brought her new boyfriend to a family Christmas party. The boyfriend was from Ireland and had the accent to prove it. For some reason Polly got in her mind that he was from Iceland. For the next ten minutes she kept asking him about Vikings, how Iceland and Greenland got their names, and so on. I came in on the tail end of the conversation and heard Polly say something about Iceland. Then I whispered to her that he was from Ireland. She immediately started laughing and explained to my cousin's boyfriend how she got mixed up, assured him she knew the difference between Iceland and Ireland, and apologized. It was hilarious. I don't know where her disdain for all things Irish comes from, but she has it and I enjoy it very much.
Just so everyone knows, Polly is quite smart. She just has some great slips every now and then that make me so happy.
Polly, Happy Birthday! I am so excited for our day today and all of the fun things we are going to do. I love you and am so grateful for you. I love everything about you.
Love, Nathan
Happy Birthday Sister Anderson!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a sweet hubby! Happy Birthday Polly...hope your day was wonderful!
ReplyDeletegosh he is a sweetie. Happy birthday
ReplyDeleteIt's okay Polly. Ireland and Iceland are pretty close :) Happy Birthday.
ReplyDeleteHappy Happy Birthday Polly dear. Happy days will come to you all year... and so on, and so forth.
ReplyDeleteNathan, That was so beautiful. You are very lucky to have such a lovely and funny lady in your life. Happy birthday Polly. We love having you in our family.
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Happy Birthday sweet Pee, I wish we could have been with you on your birthday. I am so glad you and Nathan did so many fun things. I loved Nathan's tribute to you, whenever I need a good laugh, a little dose of Nathan does real good. Love you!
ReplyDeleteoh he's a keeper for sure! That is so sweet! I have to agree you are one hot momma! ;0)
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