Road Trip: Vegas

N: The Hoover. It pretty much speaks for itself. I am glad I had the chance to drive over it before they finish the new bridge. See below.
p: It was amazing.
N: Here is my list of top five things I wish I had to throw off of here. 5) An older television set, 4) an inflated tire and wheel 3) Paris Hilton, 2) an exercise ball filled with ketchup, and 1) a huge watermelon


N: This is the suspension bridge they are building for the highway to bypass the dam. It really is a dam shame. That is proper usage right?
p: Your funny Nathan.

p: When we go to Vegas we always go to the mall in Caesars Palace and eat at The Cheese Cake Factory, one of our favorites.
N: Vegas is good for a short time and perfect for one of Polly and I's favorite hobbies, People Watching. We sat near a fountain at Caesars and watched people walk by for about an hour, confirming once again that everyone else is weird.
P: I like going to Vegas for about ah.. a few hours then the whole wonder and excitement wears off and you start to feel dirty and like a sinner. How ever We did have fun for a while. The guy that took this picture was standing there in a suit with a fake badge acting like he worked for some hotel. After he took this picture which took 2 seconds he blatantly asked for money. It kinda caught me off guard, but hey at least he's makin his money. The people-watching was hilarious, I couldn't get enough of all the girls in their prom dresses/ nasty/ thinking they are hot/ too high of heels trying to walk all sexy down the strip. And then it did get old because I could no longer handle all the scandalous girls I and Nathan kept on seeing. Vegas.... what a crazy place. My mom says Vegas will be the first place swallowed up in the earth when the world is coming to an end. I always used to kind of laugh when she would say that. I can now definitely confirm she is 100% correct. Honestly I am surprised a massive tornado hasn't hit that place yet and destroyed the whole of it.
N: Paul Blart got promoted to Caesar's Palace. The most important part of operating a Segway is to stay properly hydrated...you know, in case you have to chase someone down.
P: Right when I saw this guy I started taking pictures of him because I knew this pic was priceless. Nathan got really embarrassed and said it was rude. That is why the shot isn't that great, he made me stop. For all we know this could have been the guy that inspired the movie in the first place. I have a good feeling this guy likes his new found celebrity. What really does it for me in this picture is the helmet and the sipping of the water. I guess you can never take to much precaution on one of those wheely things, what ever their called.
N: I have never really thought that if my car broke down someplace that I would probably die, but I actually thought that driving from Vegas to Yosemite. I drove down the middle of this highway for 20 miles and never saw another car. It was a complete wasteland out there...105 degrees, no cell service, no gas stations, and no shade. Luckily, our Passatt did just fine and after getting lost for a little while, we found our campground at June Lake.
P: Yeah... um got a little nervous when Nathan didn't know exactly where we were going, thank goodness he pulled through. He thought he was really cool driving down the middle of the street.